So for years did I ponder on matters up yonder,
'Til fin'ly I wandered here too. The answers I've found true will amaze and astound you! Thus, sharing my knowledge from Ghostly-ville college Is what I'm determined to do. It took almost a year to get organized here, there's so much to see and to do. So I'll start at the start, speaking straight from my heart, Of this place that has rooms with a view. 
All the people, you see, (that includes you and me),
Always live on floor THREE, with suits on floor ONE and floor TWO. Someone wearing ONE's clothes (When enmeshed in those throes), Might forget that he knows Every word I am speaking is true. After rest and some fun, you remember floor ONE of this rather fantastical place. Then a memory comes through and it shows you floor TWO which is equally magic a space. On floor TWO hangs your suit, Just as charming and cute as the body you wore on floor ONE. In my fine floor TWO duds through my consciousness floods every fun with a pun I have done. |
. . . . . . Floors ONE, THREE, and TWO
are where you can be you;
And that's pretty spectacular stuff.
It's a great kind of play that includes night and day.
A material way where you go or you stay;
Where you meet birds and bees
And can talk to the breeze,
And can sunburn your knees,
And make noise when you sneeze.
Or just sit around on your duff.
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